"Your life has not been a fairy tale, but if anybody deserves a happy ending it's you".

"I am always thinking of you, unless I'm sleeping, in that case, I'm dreaming of you"

"If you really want to do something you'll find a way, if you don't, you'll find an excuse"

Not mine but would like to share it with all of you.

"You don't know what you have until you lose it. And you know what you don't have until you find it".

"I love you more than I love myself"

"Don't worry about being fat. You're skinny on the inside"

If we Americans use the English system and not the metric system..

Why isn't there a gallon of pepsi?

"I can't love you...you too ugly"

"When life gets too hard to
handle, treat it
like a di(k...

fu(k it"

"Im sorry, ... am I giving you mixed signals??

It means that I don't want you, I am just too hesitant to tell you"