Law of Me: Thou shalt never rise before the sun.

Anything can happen... and it usually does.

Don't ask me for directions... you'll be lost before you leave your driveway.

Of course the Bare-Naked Ladies are men. If they were women, it would be a group called the Castrated Guys or something.

*No offence to the Bare-Naked Ladies; they're a pretty good group.

Did you ever wonder where some of these singing groups got their names? I can just picture them sitting around a table and all of a sudden one of them jumps up and cries, "Hoobastank! That's it!"

I'm curious as to how they came up with the words COCKtail... and BALLroom... And what about SEXtent? Makes ya' wonder...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You have a nose like a B52

God must love idiots. He made so many of them.

Truth is in the eye of the beholder.

Never regret. It only wastes time you don't have.