You are without a doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocketpicking, thrice double-damned, no-good son-of-a-b**ch.

I feel better now, thanks

Once I tried to kill myself with bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

Here's to you, Here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be, but if by chance we disagree, f**k you and here's to me.

I've got scars from what you've done, and I'll show them to ya one by one.

How wonderful is death, death and his brother, Sleep!

You said you didn't want to see me get hurt... So does that mean you closed your eyes when I cried?

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

"Like a river my life hurries by If I jump in perhaps I might drown But if I don't then my spirit could die Before that change on the weather comes 'round"