The true measurement of love is to love without measurement. |
"Stand up for what you believe in. Even if it means you're standing alone." |
Why can't you just forgive me |
Why is it that people with bad breath always have so much to say? |
You look at me, and you don't like what you see. But this is the price, Mother - the price of belonging to you. |
Ingrid: I made you. I'm in your blood. You don't go anywhere until I let you go |
Jazz: [Explaining a shrunken shirt] The directions on the shirt said "Hand Washed". So that's exactly what I did. Before I put the clothes in the washer, I washed my hands. |
Hilary: I'm a career woman. I don't have time to dust and push around that... oh, what do you call that big, loud thing that sucks up everything? |
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." |
I never even had imaginary friends when I was a kid. I used to play with Carlton's. God, they were such dweebs. |