Nine out of ten people love chocolate. The tenth person always lies...

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
--Mark Twain

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
--Steven Wright

You can't lose what you never had.

It hurts when someone tells you they don't want you.
It hurts when someone tells you they don't need you.
But it hurts even more when someone tells you they don't love you...

-Me

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world which i find myself constantly walking around in the daytime and falling in at night.
-Unknown

*think about it*

Sorry doesn't make up for all the pain you caused.

Take pride in your pain. For you are stronger than those who have none.

Fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting.
-E.E. Cummings