You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?
-Kate Winslet in Quills

I've been to hell young man, you've only read about it.
-Geoffrey Rush in Quills

77% of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Nine out of ten people love chocolate. The tenth person always lies...

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
--Mark Twain

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
--Steven Wright

You can't lose what you never had.

Sorry I'm not ur perfect little barbie doll.
-Don't remember who it's from