From the first time the doctor placed you in my arms
I knew I'd meet death before I'd let you meet harm
Although questions arose in my mind, would I be man enough?

-Will Smith

In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.

-Will Smith

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

-Woody Allen

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get.

-Michael Phelps

For myself, losing is not coming second. It's getting out of the water knowing you could have done better.

-Ian Thorpe

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.[...] I feel like the maid "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes"

-The Incredibles

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

-Bill Cosby

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

-Bill Cosby

I feel like some kind of shadow
Another slave to the week

-No Transitory by Alexisonfire

You took for granted all the times I never let you down.

-Kryptonite by 3 doors down