No matter what you are doing keep the undercurrent of happiness. Learn to be secretly happy within your heart in spite of all circumstances.

Don't say anything harsh, what you have said will be said back to you.

Any fool with a dik can make a baby but only a real man can raise his children.

Love isn't about words it's about what you do.

Learning to live is learning to let go.

Our greatest glory isn't in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas could I visit between the holidays?

Sex is like math. You add the bed subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope not to multiply.

When you were born you were crying & everyone around you was smilling. Live your life so that when you die you'll be smilling & everyone around you will be crying.