When you were born you were crying & everyone around you was smilling. Live your life so that when you die you'll be smilling & everyone around you will be crying.

Sex is like math. You add the bed subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope not to multiply.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas could I visit between the holidays?

Our greatest glory isn't in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

Learning to live is learning to let go.

Love isn't about words it's about what you do.

Any fool with a dik can make a baby but only a real man can raise his children.

Don't say anything harsh, what you have said will be said back to you.

No matter what you are doing keep the undercurrent of happiness. Learn to be secretly happy within your heart in spite of all circumstances.