Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never lose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

The next statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Reach high ,for the stars lie hidden in your soul
dream deep, for every dream precedes your goal.

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?!?

Beauty is on the inside,
but some may doubt.
If it's true, well
I'd prefer you inside out!

Q: If you drop a guy and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
ground first?

A: Who cares?????..

Betty bought a bit of butter but the bit of butter was bitter so betty bought a bit of better butter to make the bitter butter better.

Sexy Handsome Sweet n Hot
that describes everything you're not!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head!

Smiles and tears and giggles and laughs,
Late night calls and cute photographs,
I'll be there for you till the day of my death,
Best friends forever till my very last breath.