Someone truly special only comes round once in your lifetime, so when you find it, whatever you do... ~*DON'T SCREW UP!*~

Nows the minute, And nows the hour, To open up your heart, And get your true desire!

Everyone IS Different... We're all screwed up... But In DIFFERENT ways...

B the footballer, not the ball... B the player, not the played...

I go From 0 - B.I.T.C.H in 2.5 seconds!

I go from 0 to Horny in 2.5 drinks!

You say im a *B-I-T-C-H* like it's a bad thing...

If loving you is wrong, I don't ever wanna be right!

Even the most perfect person has something they wish they could change... just remember that when your sitting in front of the mirror with that blade in your hand...

My love for you is like a red rose, blossoming with every touch!