2 fings in life... gd n bad... ur da gd... u bein wiv er is da worst!

Da spaces between his fingers were ment 2 b filled with mine. 2 bad der bein filled with hers!

Only he can mend my broken heart!

U always hurt da one u love!

I cant go on livin this nitmare, i want u but u dnt want me, wot can i do 2 make my life rit?

If i can only av u in my dreams id rather b sleepin 4eva

A heart is da symbol 4 love bcoz u cnt live wivout ur heart n u cnt live wivout love!

Staying in bed on Sunday shouting OH GOD! Doesn't clarify as being Christian like!

not mine but its true! hehe

U dnt av 2 b crazy 2 tlk 2 me, but it helps!

BARGAIN! tell all ur gurlfriends! 1000 tampons 4 £1, no strings attached, 4 a limited period only, its a bloody gd deal!