Behind Every B*T*H Theres A Man Thats Made Her That Way!

*B*itch
*I*n
*T*otal
*C*ontrol Of
*H*im

Men: May contain traces of nuts!

My love for you is like a red rose, blossoming with every touch!

Even the most perfect person has something they wish they could change... just remember that when your sitting in front of the mirror with that blade in your hand...

If loving you is wrong, I don't ever wanna be right!

You say im a *B-I-T-C-H* like it's a bad thing...

I go from 0 to Horny in 2.5 drinks!

I go From 0 - B.I.T.C.H in 2.5 seconds!

B the footballer, not the ball... B the player, not the played...