Never let a man get too attached too close, that can't even afford too buy you two diet cokes!

You have to love yourself,
before you can go out and love another being.

Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.

Everything that glitters, isn't gold.

Sex is like math, divide the legs, subtract the clothes and pray they don't multiply.

Men are like parking spots
The good ones are always taken
and the ones that are left are either too far away, married, or handicapped.

There's nothing to fear but fear itself.

Boys can be used as play toys
You can play with them for as long as you want, but later on you can put them back on the shelf.

Take life as if it were a joke, you are always lonely, homeless, pregnant or broke.