"There was a little mouse with little feet, and he was sitting on my toilet seat. I pushed him in and flushed him down and watched him spin 'round and 'round."

-Dave!

"Upon the threshold of existence
Music runs through the veins of humans
Infused in our very blood
Spread throughout our being."

"I wish I was a chick sometimes so I could cry when I wanted to."

-Genesis!

"Life sucks, some say. I say, who cares?"

"If being silent is screaming and screaming is being annoying, are silent people annoying?"

"I'm better off where you can't reach me. I'm better off away from you. Can't you see that?"

"CHUCK IT! CHUCK IT! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!"

"Ignorance is the lack of motivation to learn."

"The more I think about it, the more I know it's true. The more I know it's true, the more I can't believe it."

"Everything seemed rather unrealistic to me. TV, music, and magazines didn't fit me at all. Then I discovered that the only thing that was unrealistic was me."