"You can not change the world without changing yourself. And even then, you can't change the world. You can only influence it."

"Being brave and courageous does not make a hero. Doing what is right in the times of wrong does."

"War used to be a way to gain wealth, to let escape the beast in man, and to assert authority. Now it's all politics."

"You go through the first few years of your life believing that everyone you hang around is your friend. Later on, you realize they were never your friends in the first place."

"When did it become a status symbol for guys to have all these girls hanging on them? And why would girls let themselves be degraded that way? What happened to the feminist movement?"

"Being a guy is a hard thing for a guy to do. Being a girl is an easier thing for a guy to do. There, now you know why guys are less courageous than girls."

"I suppose that you could say that ignorance is a type of intelligence if you completely disregarded the fact that it means the absence of knowledge."

"If Right is Might, what is Left?"

(In case you don't get it, read The Once and Future King by T. H. White.)

"Advice most needed is often least heeded."

"You see people always fretting about the way they look, but you don't see anyone fretting about their brains."