~*As LoNg As TiMe KeEpZ oN PaSsIn By u'LL aLwAyZ b My BaByBoi*~

~*Do u BeLiEvE iN dEsTiNy, CoZ i GoT a FuNnY fEeLiNg ThIs Is MeAnT 2 b!!*~

~*My LoVe 4 CaLeN WiLL nEvA eNd, He'LL AlWaYz B mY BaBybOi*~

~*I wAnT u 2 LiCk Me FrOm My HeAd 2 My ToEz!!*~

.::(Heard it from a song)::.

~*$i$taZ B4 Mi$taZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*~

~*FrEnDz WaLk In N oUt Of Ur LiFe, TrUe FrEnDz LeAvE FoOt PrInTz In Ur HeArT!!*~

~*DoNt WaLk BeHiNd Me, I MaY NoT LeAd. DoNt WaLk In FrOnT oF mE, I mAy NoT fOlLoW.JuSt WaLk BeSiDe Me N bE mY fRiEnD!!*~

.::Virginity is like a balloon, 1 prick n it’s gone 4eva!!::.

.::My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast::.

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut"
Mommy:"u mean its small?"
Little Girl:"No its salty"

(pretty gross i no, not mine was a m8s)