.::ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u::.

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT
WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! lol

.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao

.::Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get::.
(not mine waz a m8z...lmao)

.::You’re Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind & Generous. In fact you’’re becoming more like me everyday!::. (lmao)

*NEWFLASH* tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for $1.No strings attached but 4 limited period. Its a bloody good deal !

(funny aii... lmao)

.::*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)::.

(no offence ppl, a m8 fought it waz good lol)

.::I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss::.

(not mine waz a m8z jst fought it waz funny lol)

?.::Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my
roof?::.?

(4 a text msg)

.::Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?::.