~*DoNt WaLk BeHiNd Me, I MaY NoT LeAd. DoNt WaLk In FrOnT oF mE, I mAy NoT fOlLoW.JuSt WaLk BeSiDe Me N bE mY fRiEnD!!*~

.::Virginity is like a balloon, 1 prick n it’s gone 4eva!!::.

.::My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast::.

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut"
Mommy:"u mean its small?"
Little Girl:"No its salty"

(pretty gross i no, not mine was a m8s)

~*[B]L[O]N[D]E[S] mAy TeAsE... BuT iTz dA .B.R.U.N.E.T.T.E.S. hOo pLeAsE!!*~ LoLz

~*fRiEnDz R 4EvA, GuYz R wAtEvA, WeN WoRsE CoMeZ 2 WoRsE, mY gUrLz CoMe FiRsT*~

~*2 tHe VeRy EnD, iS mE aNd My BoYfRiEnD*~

DeAr HeArt,
i MeT a BoY 2dAy
........
PrEPaRe 2 ShAttEr!!

To ThE WoRLd u MaY Be OnE PeRsOn BuT To OnE PeRsOn U MaY Be The WoRLd

DrEaM As iF u'LL LiV FoReVa..LiV aS iF u'LL DiE 2mORo!