Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep, wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world r unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!

(sweet aii ...)

.::Boy ur clever, boy ur smart, boy ur like a work of art, boy ur sexy, boy ur fine, d only thing u aint is mine!::.

.::it is important 2 find a man hoo has alot of money, a man hoo adores u, a man hoo is gr8 in bed... it is also important that these 3 men neva meet...lol::.

I wAnT u 2 No dAt OuR fRiEnDsHiP mEaNs AlOt 2 Me...U cRy, I cRy...U LaUf, i LaUf...U jUmP oUt Of Da WiNdOw...I lOoK dOwN...i LaUf AgAiN!!

(im not dat cruel in reality lolz)

.::Jesus says 2 John come forth n i'll giv u enernal life. John came fifth he won a toaster!!::.

.::I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss::.

(not mine waz a m8z jst fought it waz funny lol)

.::*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)::.

(no offence ppl, a m8 fought it waz good lol)

*NEWFLASH* tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for $1.No strings attached but 4 limited period. Its a bloody good deal !

(funny aii... lmao)

.::In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry::.

.::He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO!!!::.