.::In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8::.

.::Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!::.

(4 a text msg)

.::Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?::.

?.::Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my
roof?::.?

.::I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss::.

(not mine waz a m8z jst fought it waz funny lol)

.::*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)::.

(no offence ppl, a m8 fought it waz good lol)

*NEWFLASH* tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for $1.No strings attached but 4 limited period. Its a bloody good deal !

(funny aii... lmao)

.::You’re Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind & Generous. In fact you’’re becoming more like me everyday!::. (lmao)

.::Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get::.
(not mine waz a m8z...lmao)

.::MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy ...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??::. lmao