.::Last nite i wanted u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wanted 2 taste u.i wanted u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt
find u.u stupid.. PANADOL!!::.

.::At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?::.

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut"
Mommy:"u mean its small?"
Little Girl:"No its salty"

(pretty gross i no, not mine was a m8s)

.::My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast::.

.::Virginity is like a balloon, 1 prick n it’s gone 4eva!!::.

~*DoNt WaLk BeHiNd Me, I MaY NoT LeAd. DoNt WaLk In FrOnT oF mE, I mAy NoT fOlLoW.JuSt WaLk BeSiDe Me N bE mY fRiEnD!!*~

~*FrEnDz WaLk In N oUt Of Ur LiFe, TrUe FrEnDz LeAvE FoOt PrInTz In Ur HeArT!!*~

~*$i$taZ B4 Mi$taZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*~

~*I wAnT u 2 LiCk Me FrOm My HeAd 2 My ToEz!!*~

.::(Heard it from a song)::.

~*My LoVe 4 CaLeN WiLL nEvA eNd, He'LL AlWaYz B mY BaBybOi*~