This aint mine either but it is really funny!

Christina's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.

Not Mine! Just Letting You Know But its really mean! And funny

I am not here right now so leave a message and it will be deleted once it is recieved

Daughter: Dad, can i go to an eigth grade party?

Dad: Sure, as Long as their are no eigth graders!

Be true to yourself...because at the end your all you'll have.

Love is nothing but a feeling...that causes pain and loss!

Life is good...when you don't have to deal with the hard stuff!

Being beautiful comes last...because being sexy comes first!

If life is a game...where are the cheats?

You don't need a guy to be happy

You need a best friend!

You start out hating someone but, you end up loving them~