I decided to give up on you
That you were not worth the wait
But I realized it was too hard
Because it’s you I can never hate

--From My Poem "Why Do I Like You...Again?"

I rather spend quality time with my pillow than spend quality time with you!

The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, the cat goes meow, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.

I'm funny, you're funny looking. So, we have something in common. But I still don't like you. So go away and never come back.

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

-My friend said this...and i thought it was really funny!

I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you.

Don't ever frown because you never know who might be in love with your smile.

Awww aint that adorable

This aint mine either but it is really funny!

Christina's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.

Not Mine! Just Letting You Know But its really mean! And funny

I am not here right now so leave a message and it will be deleted once it is recieved

Daughter: Dad, can i go to an eigth grade party?

Dad: Sure, as Long as their are no eigth graders!