This aint mine either but it is really funny!

Christina's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.

Don't ever frown because you never know who might be in love with your smile.

Awww aint that adorable

I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you.

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

-My friend said this...and i thought it was really funny!

I'm funny, you're funny looking. So, we have something in common. But I still don't like you. So go away and never come back.

The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, the cat goes meow, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.

I rather spend quality time with my pillow than spend quality time with you!

I'm can't sleep because I'm depressed but I'm depressed because I can't sleep!

I didn't make it up! I heard it from somewhere, or heard someone say it but I can't remeber who! LOL

I'm either eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. if your actually smart, you'll figure out which one it is!

This one just popped into my head. But i got the idea from my friend!

If I had a star for every time you had brigtened my day...I would be holding the entire galaxy!