Seeing is not believing. believing is tasting, touching, hearing, and breathing, THEN seeing.

It's just as easy to find somthing beautiful in something ugly as it is to find something ugly in something beautiful.

The next time life throws a dodgeball at you, catch it and throw it back in his face.

I dreamed of something more, and it was there, I just wasn't looking.

Nobody wears rose-colored glasses anymore, everybody wears sunglasses.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch.

Born, 12 yrs of school, 4+ yrs of college, lifetime of work, retirement. Make your life mean something more.

"Be an outlier."