God made man first because he had to make a rough draft before he could make a master piece!!!

I pledge allegance to the flag
michael jackson is a fag
he used to play with little toys
now he plays with little boys!!!

All the way around and back again!!!!

~*~lol, mark, i still cant believe u said that!~*~

Im not short.....imvertically challenged

*poof* be gone
ur breath is too strong
wait come back
i have a tic tac
not a tic
not a tac
but the whole dang pack!
uuuhhhhhhh

Chocolate is good,

chocolate comes from coco beans,

beans r vegatables,

so make sure to eat ur vegatables!!!

A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue,
so open up ur mouth and close ur eyes,
and give ur tongue some exercise!!!

~*~*~all of god's creatures have their place on earth.....right next to the taters and gravy!!!!~*~*~

Some wish for a guy,
some wish for money,
but i wish for a spindle a witch and a spell,
i wish this since ican only be with u in my dreams,
i also wish that u'll be the prince charming that wakes me up.

Love starts with a hello grows with an i love u and ends with a we need to talk