Why call a guy a player when polygamist sounds so much better!

If your guys a cheat, dont get mad, get even!

I have to pee like a pregnant woman on a trampoline!

my friend said this one day when she really had to go to the bathroom

One time.... well yesterday...

my friend said this when telling a story

I saw this on a shirt-

roses are red,
boys r nasty,
i dont like u,
so walk right on past me!

*~i wish my lawn was emo cuz then it would cut itself~*

(c)Mazi inc

I saw this on an advertisement

~and our vaccums really suck!~

Only in america do we put handicapped parking in front of a swimming pool

Hey plz read my poem love hate death, you'll like it! while ur there u can read no one cares too!

"i love u" is forever,
that's what ppl say,
welcome to reality,
it's broken everyday.