Once you fall its impossible to get back up a verticle wall

This one is a joke:
you say: i got suspended from school last ____ (whatever day you want)
your friends will be like "what?! why?"
you say: Becuase i brought 2 guns (show your muscle in your arms) and a six pack (show your abs)

Winning isn't everything... but wanting to is.

Today i sat in my car and just cried. everything was let out of me and it felt so good