I dare all of you to say the following ten times fast... it is absolutely impossible.... TRY IT!

**Toy boat**

I ran up the door,
closed the stairs,
said my pajamas,
and put on my prayers.
Turned off the bed,
and hopped into the light,
all because you kissed me good night

You know Santa Clause can really be very scary...

"he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you been bad or good so be good for goodness sakes!."

That's really enough to make someone paranoid....

Do you remember that dream that you had a couple years ago where you went to school without a shirt and everyone laughed at you??? Well I kinda forgot to tell you.... IT WASN'T A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

Isn't it weird that the name of the fear of long words is a very long word??

I'm not a firewoman,
I'm a pyromaniac,
I light 'em up
and watch them burn

lol this is my mom's saying :P