A person knows he has found his true love when he calls that person & says: "Honey, I just killed sum1." And that person's response is: "Where do we hide the body?"

Wanna know who ur real friends are? Screw up & see who's still there

When u were born u were so ugly that ur parents had 2 tie a porkchop around ur neck 2 get tha dog to play w/ u

Flirting is cheatings ugly cousin

I don't cry on the outside anymore

*Memories* are the pictures we can't take

I believed EVERY single lie you said...

Explaining my luv to you is like trying to explain colors to a blind person

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not

You can just be yourself cuz I don't want anyone else