"Too bad for you... |
"Man kind can gain nothing, if they don't lose something of equal value..." |
I don't get why dimbles are so cute? |
Scars don't lie... but people sure as hell do! |
Being in control isn't keeping yourself from having sex until your married... |
Okay brain, i don't like you and you don't like me, so lets just get through today... so i can go back to killing you with beer. |
For Valentines Day i gave you my heart... the blood is still on my hands... |
I only wish... i could have hit you harder... |
I won't diss you over the internet, |
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder! |