I mainly like coming up with hilarious quotes or fun things to do in places like an elevator... |
These work just about anywhere, elevator, mall...
1. Tap someone random on the shoulder, then look...
These are all real quotes people have said:
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A...
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a...
Investigators set about to determine how a fully...
A woman came home to find her husband in the...
1. Pretend the caller was lucky caller 20 on your...
2. If it\'s a telemarketer, say the person...
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive...
Love is when you can't stop thinking about them
When you can't focus in class because they're...
There you are
Like you always are...
Roses are red
Violets are blue...
It's always easier to forgive the hotter ones... |
Guys are like pieces of chocolate- The more delicious it looks on the outside, the worse it is in the middle. |
My parents are shopaholics. They can NOT stop....buying alcohol! |