1. Pretend the caller was lucky caller 20 on your...
2. If it\'s a telemarketer, say the person...

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive...

Love is when you can't stop thinking about them
When you can't focus in class because they're...

There you are
Like you always are...

Roses are red
Violets are blue...

Notice- This is an actually copywriten song (Don't...
You and me...

You were always right behind me
To catch me if I fell...

A woman came home to find her husband in the...

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a...
Investigators set about to determine how a fully...

These are all real quotes people have said:
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A...

These work just about anywhere, elevator, mall...
1. Tap someone random on the shoulder, then look...