Quotes by ItGirl

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  • If the crown fits, wear it!

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  • Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason

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  • Does it hurt when you think, or do you always look like that?

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  • Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.

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  • If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door!

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  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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  • Only in America can you bring a lightsaver to a movie theater and not be able to bring a nail file on an airplane

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  • I'm the evil twin!

    Not mine, I saw it on a T-shirt!

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  • Shut up voices, or I'm gonna poke you with a Q-Tip again!

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  • When Life gives you apples, make apple juice.
    When Life gives you oranges, make orange juice.
    When life gives you lemons, give them to someone else and say: I'm sick of fruit!

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