If the crown fits, wear it! |
Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason |
Does it hurt when you think, or do you always look like that? |
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. |
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door! |
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. |
Only in America can you bring a lightsaver to a movie theater and not be able to bring a nail file on an airplane |
I'm the evil twin! |
Shut up voices, or I'm gonna poke you with a Q-Tip again! |
When Life gives you apples, make apple juice. |