Always swim with a buddy. This way, if there's a shark, you don't have to swim faster than the shark, only the person you're with!

There are all these saying about life giving you lemons. But when does life ever actually give you lemons??

Some people are like slinkies. Never really useful, but you can't help but smile when you see them fall down a flight of stairs!
Lol, fave quote of all time.

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy!

If life is a game, then I'm losing.

The only reason guys are better than chololate is chocolate can't buy you more chocolate!