Not all dumbs are blonde!

Always swim with a buddy. This way, if there's a shark, you don't have to swim faster than the shark, only the person you're with!

There are all these saying about life giving you lemons. But when does life ever actually give you lemons??

Some people are like slinkies. Never really useful, but you can't help but smile when you see them fall down a flight of stairs!
Lol, fave quote of all time.

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy!

If life is a game, then I'm losing.

I'm the evil twin!

Not mine, I saw it on a T-shirt!

Only in America can you bring a lightsaver to a movie theater and not be able to bring a nail file on an airplane

First god made men. But then he had a better idea: women!

Dont follow in my footsteps... I run into walls!