Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason

Does it hurt when you think, or do you always look like that?

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door!

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The only reason guys are better than chololate is chocolate can't buy you more chocolate!