Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity.

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Hey, just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

Please leave a message at the beep , if you don't hear the beep please leave.

When Life gives you apples, make apple juice.
When Life gives you oranges, make orange juice.
When life gives you lemons, give them to someone else and say: I'm sick of fruit!

Shut up voices, or I'm gonna poke you with a Q-Tip again!

I'm the evil twin!

Not mine, I saw it on a T-shirt!

Only in America can you bring a lightsaver to a movie theater and not be able to bring a nail file on an airplane