Have you noticed escalators are never out of order? They're just temporarily stairs...

If I had the choice between an escalator and an elevator, I'd choose the elevator. If you fall in an elevator, you can pick yourse;f back up. If you fall on an escalator, you just keep falling and falling and falling.....

For Sale-
Large bag of shoes, various sizes, no matches. Call to make an offer, or will trade for snorkel.

This was an actual ad!

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

That makes me cranky. And when I get cranky, people get injured!

I'm sorry, I dont speak moron.

Guys are dumb. Lets poke them with sporks!!

I saw this on an icon and thought it was funny.

Hey, I have the same locker combo as you, except with different numbers!

Lol, my friend said this to me the other day when I was trying to open my locker.

I'm not talking to you untill my demands are met. I want a giraffe!

Poestry, I hate poetry!
If our friend Franky likes poetry, we like poetry! Oh, poetry! I thought you said.....liver...
From an episode of Boy Meets World