Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a buunch of bastards

Love, like a river, will cut a new path
whenever it meets an obstacle.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A
Mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a Tiger in her bed, and a Jackass who pays for everything.

--Paris Hilton

Love is giving someone
the ability to destroy you
and trusting them not to.