How come we hate ourselves but love each other

Dont cry for me, im already dead

The blindness that surrounds me is deafening

As flat as a fart

(am i the only person who finds this expression hilarious)?

"cock fighting"
are there any more people out there who find this expression highly amusing?

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I can resist everything except temptation

Andy warhol said that everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. believe me, i will be famous for more than 15 minutes any day now. just watch me go.

I used to be a schizophrenic but were alright now