I love it when you laugh because i love making you happy.

You are my life, you are my world, you are my sunshine, nothing else matters as long as were together. with you next to me theres no darkness i cant overcome, you make all the confusion and hate go away.

I dont wanna die, but im not keen on living either.

Youre only as old as the woman you feel

You are not only my lover,
you are my best friend, soulmate and inspiration

Dont cry for me, im already dead

The blindness that surrounds me is deafening

As flat as a fart

(am i the only person who finds this expression hilarious)?

"cock fighting"
are there any more people out there who find this expression highly amusing?

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity