I need you like a fat kid needs cake

Someone has stolen my heart and you are the highest on my list of suspects

You don't love someone because she is beautiful; she is beautiful because you love her

What you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful

Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you only have one life to live and one chance to do all the things you want to do

Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players

Far in distance, but near at heart, you'll always be the angel of my heart

Kiss me once,
Kiss me twice,
I know it's silly,
But it's nice!

Therapy is expensive... but popping bubble wrap is cheap.

You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza