Quotes by JBoy

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  • I need you like a fat kid needs cake

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  • Pay Backs a B****... So Deal With It

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  • Shut up voices, or I'm gonna poke you with a Q-Tip again!

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  • When Life gives you apples, make apple juice.
    When Life gives you oranges, make orange juice.
    When life gives you lemons, give them to someone else and say: I'm sick of fruit!

    19 years ago
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  • You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza

    19 years ago
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  • Therapy is expensive... but popping bubble wrap is cheap.

    19 years ago
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  • Kiss me once,
    Kiss me twice,
    I know it's silly,
    But it's nice!

    19 years ago
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  • Far in distance, but near at heart, you'll always be the angel of my heart

    19 years ago
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  • Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players

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  • Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you only have one life to live and one chance to do all the things you want to do

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