There was 3 guys waiting at the gates of heaven...
100 years later, god goes into the first guys room...

Two blondes were walking down the street when...

A zoo keeper was in the zoo when he saw a giraffe...
the zoo keeper went over to the giraffe and said...

How do I begin to stop loving you?
How do I go on by letting go...

In my opinion seeing is to know
The things we hold...

When your head is spinning
but your feet are on the ground...

A redneck walks into a hardware store and asks for...
will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman...

A trucker who has been out on the road for two...

One day Little Susie got her "monthly...
Having found Johnny she told and showed him what...

He is everything to me
The story no one reads...

So close but so far away
Never wanted this anyway...

I may not know what the stars look like,
upon the paris skies...