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Two blondes were walking down the street when...

Its like youre a drug
Its like youre a demon I cant face down...

I find myself feeling alone,
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An old Arab lived close to New York City for more...
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't...

Beautiful eyes, beautiful face,
I'm shy to talk to you...

A blonde walks into a dry cleaner with a dress...
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Three women are about to be executed. One's a...
She says no, and the executioner shouts...

In my opinion seeing is to know
The things we hold...

Tim and I were standing on a mountain looking at...
" far across beyond the land there was place...

So here I am
the pain is gone...

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