I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Is there a party in your pants because the fireworks are going off.

Quitting Doesn't Mean You're Weak, It Means You're Strong Enough To Let Go.

In Hollywood People Will Pay A Thousand Dollars For A Kiss, And Fifty Cents For Your Soul- Marilyn Munroe

"What's Your Favourite Colour?"..."The Brown In Your Eyes" ...(haha someone actually used that line on me..lol u know who u are)

Everyday Is A Second Chance To Turn It All Around

Rule of thumb: if you give me a stack of money bigger than my thumb i will put my thumb in your bum.

Dear Santa,
All I want for christmas are the names of the boys on your naughty list.

Love is A Friendship On Fire

You were only being human, in the end we're all just human beings.