SWEETNESS IS MY WEAKNESS!

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther,,,,for that thing you do with your tongue.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Make Like A Boot And Get Laced!

-asks girl- Hey you want to meet a nice guy?
-girl says- yeah sure
-guy says- i'm a nice guy!

You keep lookin at that candy like you want to have sex with it..

Ever notice how when you cut a strawberry in half, it looks like the heart i used to have?

Love is sweet when all is sane,
love is cruel to rid the pain.
sweet is love when all is well.
cruel is love when all is hell.

Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t

Can I have your picture? So i can show santa what I want for xmas