Last night, I played a blank tape and the mime next door went nuts

I knew I was nuts the day that squirrel looked at me funny

One day, your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn and got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Mission Happily Ever After: FAILED

Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily on my bedroom window, so innocent. But I secretly know, that they're watching my every move. Plotting to hit me over the head with a large steel pipe and steal my shoe.

A friend will bail you outta jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Wasn't that awsome?!"

Friends: When they cry, I cry. They laugh, I laugh. They hurt, I hurt. They jump off a bridge I'm gonna miss 'em!

I needed someone, no one was there. I asked for help, no one answered. I begged for forgivness, no one cared. I screamed for attenion, no one noticed. I cried for you, no one dried my tears.

If a skater boy breaks your heart, then break his board!